wildfillysama: He sometimes shuts up.
marsy: He makes funny noises when I poke him.
lorekai: His ponytail has finally grown to a length where he doesn’t look like a seedy film producer.
Windfyre: His house smells like Chinese food, and that’s okay.
anit the flea: I’ve had a beer and a half and you’re not remarkable enough to insult.
EbolaBooze: This is why I drink.
EbolaBooze: You embody the internet. All of it.
wildfillysama: You didn’t vomit across as much of the hallway as you could have.
lorekai: You lent me stuff today so I can’t be mean.
Windfyre: Your friends make you look great.
anit the flea: Big boobied bitch.
marsy: I will take these all as compliments.
Anit the Flea:
EbolaBooze: People are wrong, you’re not a crazy cat lady; you’re not lady-like.
wildfillysama: Your mangling of words makes my Phd relevant.
Windfyre: The farts against my leg help me sleep, they remind me you care.
lorekai: You can’t really follow that one up.
marsy: You’d better hope she doesn’t follow that one up!
anit the Flea: *prrrrt*
wildfillysama: You’re not always outwitted by the pony.
marsy: When I look at you I feel more adequate as a person.
lorekai: You tell the most reasonable and believable stories about your life.
EbolaBooze: You embody the luck of the Irish.
anit the Flea: So many to pick from.
Windfyre: I’ve never been lucky in my life.
wildfillysama: Your motorbike is the whingiest thing in the house.
Windfyre: You’re the most exciting person I’ve met, who lives in an attic.
EbolaBooze: At least it’s not a basement, also I’d be very surprised if you grew a neckbeard.
marsy: When we call you spaghetti we do so affectionately.
anit the Flea: You were one of the first people I liked to draw, because you have an interesting face.
lorekai: I don’t know what to say about this, at least it stopped before they started comparing me to my cat…
marsy: I’m sure your Ph.D. will mean something to somebody. Also don’t put hay in the car.
Windfyre: Parties become a riot when you’re drinking. Anit the Flea got stuck up a tree, jim-jim-juree.
EbolaBooze: You’re certainly not the worst option. Here’s to six years of bad decisions.
anit the Flea: You’re my best friend by process of elimination.
lorekai: Your cooking only made me throw up blood once.
wildfillysama: My beer consumption rate makes it hard to think of a decent response. Shut up poetry degree.
6 Angry Alpha Nerds out.
PS. Next Friday’s Free For All will be murder and vengeance.