A (Very late) Star Trek Into Darkness Review

To start us off: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

 

So we’ve decided to pare it down to 10 things we liked and ten five things we didn’t

 

Likes:

lorekai: Benedict Cumberbatch.

marsy: Spock.

EbolaBooze: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

anit the flea: DUAL WIELDING CANNONS

windfyre: Klingons exploding into chunky gibs.

anit the flea: Also the trenchcoat – the most important part of Khan.

windfyre: Dem plotholes

marsy: I didn’t acually hate Uhura in this movie

lorekai: Benedict Cumberbatch. Again.

EbolaBooze: Dem anti-ship cannons.

 

Things we didn’t like:

marsy: That damn Enterprise beeping noise! It is haunting me from the Original Series.

windfyre: The lack of lap-dances in Spock and Kirk scenes.

lorekai: The build quality of their space helmets.

Anit the flea: How did the natives at the beginning see the top of the ship!?

EbolaBooze: NOTHING OF CONSEQUENCE.

 

FINAL SCORE:

lorekai: Benidict/Cumberbatch

anit the flea: Ben/Ben

windfyre: KHAAAAAAAN/10

EbolaBooze: Eleven out of the remaining ten Vulcans approve.

Marsy: I enjoyed this movie. It was gud.

 

This post is dedicated to wildfillysama. In memoriam.

 

6 Angry Alpha Nerds Out.

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