We at 6 Angry Alpha Nerds have varied and exotic tastes when it comes to food. The best options are, of course, free. When we have the ability to choose however, this is what happens…
Pie of apple, so golden and vast,
thick of crust, taste unsurpassed –
You complete every meal
and would start every day –
if in the fridge
you would actually stay.
MY LOVE FOR SQUID IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSEEEEEEERRRRKEEEEEERRRR
WOULD YOU LIKE BE MAKING DEEP FIRED SQUID TENTACLES BERSEEEEERRRRRRKEEEERRRR
What I seek is blue,
Perfect, red and flavourful,
Sealed within rich brown.
anit the Flea:
Breakfast; eggs and fluff,
Lunch; made with shed claws,
Dinner; muffin at my elbow,
Supper; I don’t eat supper, I’m a heathen.
Potato bake is quite a story,
Don’t worry, it doesn’t get gory.
There’s potato, cream, chicken stock,
It’s a powder, not a block.
Add milk, capsicum and salami,
Not too much, or you’ll go barmy.
Turmeric and pepper add flavour,
So that this dish, you’ll savour.
Tinfoil covered, one eighty degrees,
An hour and a half, if you please.
And that is how you make potato bake,
Don’t mistake it for a steak,
Or a cake.
There once was a steak from Nantucket,
I ate it out of a bucket.
Sure it was raw,
And fell on the floor,
But there’s no way in hell that I’d chuck it.