Christmas in 3 minutes.
Christmas is coming,
Loot is impending,
Get the damn cats out of the tree.
The tinsel, oh God it’s everywhere.
Last minute gifts,
Stores please be open,
Damn cat tore open the present already.
Now there’s cat hair on the sticky tape.
Oh shit, got volunteered for Secret Santa,
Carolling does not include fairytale in New York.
Also does not include Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
God Damn it cats,
Get out of the presents.
Done. Happy Holidays!