It’s that wonderful time of year.
I don’t mean Christmas, although it’s pretty good too. I’m talking about that wonderful slew of months in which most students are at home, getting smashed or trying to hold down a job for the holidays.
This is the time of year when the libraries on university campus are empty.
So what does this mean, other than that wildfillysama needs to get a life? It means that you can get away with all kinds of things in the library. Things that you can’t do normally. Of course, this includes some pretty normal things like:
1. Access a computer and printer.
2. Find a desk.
3. Find a desk that isn’t covered in rubbish or someone else’s books.
4. Find books.
Instead, you can branch out into much more creative thinking. Today, for example, I have:
1. Run flat-out from one end of the library to the other and not seen another person. (For the record, I was going to the drink fountain but didn’t want to carry my stuff. Mercifully it remained unstolen).
2. Acquire and eat cake in full view of library staff without being murdered.
3. Recline in front of the windows, using the best desk space and power points while cruising the internet and not doing any actual research work.
The next point on my agenda is to build a fort of some kind. This post will now be temporarily suspended while I construct this.
… next time it will have flags and banners. Need to bring scissors and string to the library and get even less work done.